i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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