i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
These tits shall not be calmed
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