I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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