I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
