that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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