just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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