The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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