it wasn't lemon gatorade
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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