Christians are straight up FREAKS
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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