he thought i was a dude.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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