fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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