Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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