So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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