ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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