What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Will exercising make me less horny?
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