8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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