have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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