Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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