1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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