i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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