and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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