that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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