I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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