Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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