But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
