If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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