I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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