i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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