sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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