T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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