Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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