went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm like, not good at living.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Randomize
