I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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