There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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