I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I bet he comes in French.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Couch. On fire.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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