I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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