I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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