can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
