Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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