Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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