no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
the gays at disneyland are vicious
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I need to wash the frat house off of me
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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