Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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