You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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