I want to stick my p in your. b.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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