Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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