I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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