just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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