i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
