im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Dick very happy bro
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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