it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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