Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I will be naked everywhere
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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