420 ftw
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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