Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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