He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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