The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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